Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "We'll look into it": \ | | | By the time the wheels make a full | | turn, we | | | | assume you will have forgotten about | \ it, too. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;