Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There are two problems with a major \ | hangover. You feel like you are going | | to die and you're afraid that you | \ won't. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;