Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I don't think they could put him in a | | mental hospital. On the | | | | other hand, if he were already in, I | \ don't think they'd let him out." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;