Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / default, n.: \ | | | [Possibly from Black English "De fault | | wid dis system is you, | | | | mon."] The vain attempt to avoid errors | | by inactivity. "Nothing will | | | | come of nothing: speak again." -- King | | Lear. | | | | -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;