Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Too often I find that the volume of \ | paper expands to fill the available | | briefcases. | | | \ -- Governor Jerry Brown / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;