Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When a man you like switches from what \ | he said a year ago, or four years ago, | | he is a broad-minded man who has | | courage enough to change his mind with | | changing conditions. When a man you | | don't like does it, he is a liar who | | has broken his promises. | | | \ -- Franklin Adams / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;