Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Musical Hairsplitting: \ | | | The act of classifying music and | | musicians into pathologically picayune | | categories: "The Vienna Franks are a | | good example of urban white acid fold | | revivalism crossed with ska." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;