Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Why use Windows when you can have air \ | conditioning? | | | | Why use Windows, when you can leave | | through the door? | | | \ -- Konrad Blum / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;