Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / By nature, men are nearly alike; by \ | practice, they get to be wide apart. | | | \ -- Confucius / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;