Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, \ | so there's no gain in using a threaded | \ news reader. (Unknown source) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;