Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Survivulousness: \ | | | The tendency to visualize oneself | | enjoying being the last person on | | Earth. "I'd take a helicopter up and | | throw microwave ovens down on the Taco | | Bell." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;