Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An office party is not, as is sometimes \ | supposed the Managing Director's chance | | to kiss the tea-girl. It is the | | tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing | | Director (however bizarre an ambition | | this may seem to anyone who has seen | | the Managing Director face on). | | | \ -- Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;