Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I go on working for the same reason a \ | hen goes on laying eggs. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;