Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bit off more than my mind could chew, \ | Shower or suicide, what do I do? | | | | -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through | \ the Eighties?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;