Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I've just learned about his illness. | | Let's hope it's nothing | | | \ trivial." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;