Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Felson's Law: \ | | | To steal ideas from one person is | | plagiarism; to steal from | | | \ many is research. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;