Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the beginning there was only one \ | kind of Mathematician, created by the | | Great Mathamatical Spirit form the | | Book: the Topologist. And they grew to | | large numbers and prospered. | | | | One day they looked up in the heavens | | and desired to reach up as far as the | | eye could see. So they set out in | | building a Mathematical edifice that | | was to reach up as far as "up" went. | | Further and further up they went ... | | until one night the edifice collapsed | | under the weight of paradox. | | | | The following morning saw only rubble | | where there once was a huge structure | | reaching to the heavens. One by one, | | the Mathematicians climbed out from | | under the rubble. It was a miracle that | | nobody was killed; but when they began | | to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all | | suprises! they could not understand | | each other. They all spoke different | | languages. They all fought amongst | | themselves and each went about their | | own way. To this day the Topologists | | remain the original Mathematicians. | | | \ -- The Story of Babel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;