Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When you're bored with yourself, marry, \ | and be bored with someone else. | | | \ -- David Pryce-Jones / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;