Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Use what talents you possess: the woods \ | would be very silent if no birds sang | | there except those that sang best. | | | \ -- Henry Van Dyke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;