Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: \ | | | Turning the other cheek merely ensures | \ two bruised cheeks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;