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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "How do you know she is a unicorn?"     \
| Molly demanded. "And why were you       |
| afraid to let her touch you? I saw you. |
| You were afraid of her."                |
|                                         |
| "I doubt that I will feel like talking  |
| for very long," the cat replied without |
| rancor. "I would not waste time in      |
| foolishness if I were you. As to your   |
| first question, no cat out of its first |
| fur can ever be deceived by             |
| appearances. Unlike human beings, who   |
| enjoy them. As for your second question |
| --" Here he faltered, and suddenly      |
| became very interested in washing; nor  |
| would he speak until he had licked      |
| himself fluffy and then licked himself  |
| smooth again. Even then he would not    |
| look at Molly, but examined his claws.  |
|                                         |
| "If she had touched me," he said very   |
| softly, "I would have been hers and not |
| my own, not ever again."                |
|                                         |
\ -- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;