Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / As you will see, I told them, in no \ | uncertain terms, to see Figure one. | | | \ -- Dave "First Strike" Pare / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;