Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All I know is what the words know, and \ | dead things, and that makes a handsome | | little sum, with a beginning and a | | middle and an end, as in the well-built | | phrase and the long sonata of the dead. | | | \ -- Samuel Beckett / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;