Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Could somebody drag the Irix team \ | kicking and screaming into the 1980's, | | please? | | | | I realize it might be quite painful for | | them, but maybe you could buy them a | | disco tape, so they'd feel a little bit | | more at home. | | | | -- Linus "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" | \ Torvalds / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;