Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / pos += screamnext[pos] /* does this \ | goof up anywhere? */ | | | | -- Larry Wall in util.c from the perl | \ source code / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;