Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When one woman was asked how long she \ | had been going to symphony concerts, | | she paused to calculate and replied, | | "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind | | it less and less." | | | \ -- Louise Andrews Kent / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;