Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It may be bad manners to talk with your \ | mouth full, but it isn't too good | | either if you speak when your head is | \ empty. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;