Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / One reason why George Washington Is \ | held in such veneration: He never | | blamed his problems On the former | | Administration. | | | \ -- George O. Ludcke / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;