Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Only two of my personalities are \ | schizophrenic, but one of them is | | paranoid and the other one is out to | \ get him. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;