Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...you might as well skip the Xmas \ | celebration completely, and instead sit | | in front of your linux computer playing | | with the all-new-and-improved linux | | kernel version. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;