Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Experience, n.: \ | | | Something you don't get until just | | after you need it. | | | \ -- Olivier / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;