Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Confusion will be my epitaph as I walk \ | a cracked and broken path If we make it | | we can all sit back and laugh but I | | fear that tomorrow we'll be crying. | | | | -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the | \ Crimson King" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;