Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I have ways of making money that you \ | know nothing of. | | | \ -- John D. Rockefeller / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;