Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Check it out, send me comments, and \ | dance joyously in the streets, | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds announcing 2.0.27 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;