Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the middle of a wide field is a pot \ | of gold. 100 feet to the north stands a | | smart manager. 100 feet to the south | | stands a dumb manager. 100 feet to the | | east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet | | to the west is Santa Claus. | | | | Q: Who gets to the pot of gold first? | | A: The dumb manager. All the rest are | \ myths. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;