Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / When you have to kill a man it costs \ | nothing to be polite. | | | | -- Winston Churchill, on formal | \ declarations of war / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;