Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The hieroglyphics are all unreadable \ | except for a notation on the back, | | which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian | | papyrus. Guaranteed to be at least 5000 | \ years old." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;