Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / "Beauty is transitory." \ | | | "Beauty survives." | | | | -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which | \ Survives", stardate unknown / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;