Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Of course power tools and alcohol \ | don't mix. Everyone knows power tools | | aren't soluble in alcohol..." | | | \ -- Crazy Nigel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;