Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You probably wouldn't worry about what \ | people think of you if you could know | | how seldom they do. | | | \ -- Olin Miller. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;