Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can't mate in captivity. \ | | | -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never | \ married. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;