Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / "When in doubt, print 'em out." \ | | \ -- Karl's Programming Proverb 0x7 / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;