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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I went on to test the program in every  \
| way I could devise. I strained it to    |
| expose its weaknesses. I ran it for     |
| high-mass stars and low-mass stars, for |
| stars born exceedingly hot and those    |
| born relatively cold. I ran it assuming |
| the superfluid currents beneath the     |
| crust to be absent -- not because I     |
| wanted to know the answer, but because  |
| I had developed an intuitive feel for   |
| the answer in this particular case.     |
| Finally I got a run in which the        |
| computer showed the pulsar's            |
| temperature to be less than absolute    |
| zero. I had found an error. I chased    |
| down the error and fixed it. Now I had  |
| improved the program to the point where |
| it would not run at all.                |
|                                         |
| -- George Greenstein, "Frozen Star: Of  |
| Pulsars, Black                          |
|                                         |
\ Holes and the Fate of Stars"            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;