Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The more pretentious a corporate name, \ | the smaller the organization. (For | | instance, The Murphy Center for | | Codification of Human and | | Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, | \ GM, AT&T ...) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;