Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting \ | all my life to use that line. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;