Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We'll try to cooperate fully with the \ | IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a | | strong patriotic duty not to go to | | jail. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;