Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Miss Manners: \ | | | My home economics teacher says that one | | must never place one's elbows on the | | table. However, I have read that one | | elbow, in between courses, is all | | right. Which is correct? | | | | Gentle Reader: | | | | For the purpose of answering | | examinations in your home economics | | class, your teacher is correct. | | Catching on to this principle of | | education may be of even greater | | importance to you now than learning | | correct current table manners, vital as | \ Miss Manners believes that is. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;