Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Historic Underdosing: \ | | | To live in a period of time when | | nothing seems to happen. Major symptoms | | include addiction to newspapers, | | magazines, and TV news broadcasts. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;