Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What's the difference between a car \ | salesman and a computer | | | | salesman? | | | | A: The car salesman can probably drive! | | | \ -- Joan McGalliard (jem@latcs1.oz.au) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;