Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You should emulate your heros, but \ | don't carry it too far. Especially if | \ they are dead. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;