Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I am ... a woman ... and ... \ | technically a parasitic uterine growth" | | | \ -- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;